Umm…well, that’s a sorta weird question. If you’re asking whether I go around all day thinking to myself, “Awwww shucks! Life would be sooooooo much better if I had a penis right now,” then the answer is a definite no! In fact, I’d be quite hard pressed to find any girl who consciously and deliberately experiences any sort of ‘penis envy’ as such. As far as Freudian psychoanalysis goes, my understanding has always been that ‘penis envy’ is a subconscious, developmental phase of female psycho-sexuality, as opposed to a conscious, day-to-day psychological burden.
Having said that, I’d like to take a slight tangent to address a somewhat similar issue I’ve been having. See, whenever I get really mad at someone, be it my girlfriends, my guy friends, my sisters or even my boyfriend on occasion**, I have this habit of saying, in the heat of the moment, “Well yeah, why don’t you suck my dick!” (don’t ask why, omg it’s like a habit now) Inevitably, it has the opposite effect from what I intended — instead of making the person I’m angry at feel even the least bit intimidated, it makes them laugh. At me. So, then, sometimes I do wish I could say, “suck my dick,” and make whoever I’m pissed off at insulted, angry, intimated, or scared (really, anything besides laughing at me!! ugh).
**Whenever I say it to my bf during an argument or something, he thinks it’s really cute (which makes me even angrier!!) and basically, well, I end up sucking his dick just a short while thereafter.
And one last thing. For all you boys out there, don’t forget — just because girls don’t have dicks, doesn’t mean we don’t have dicks: